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Β‘ATENCION! ECOMMERCE CHAMPIONS AND CHALLENGERS!

ENTER THE RING FOR YOUR
FREE WEBSITE TEARDOWN!

Step into the arena where a 3 x Top 50 Australia Ecommerce holder takes on your website. Get the BRUTAL TRUTH about what's costing you conversions – delivered with the intensity of a Mexican wrestling showdown and the expertise of 16 years scaling ecommerce businesses.

THE FIGHT CARD

How the Match Goes Down

Three rounds. One winner. Your website.

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ROUND 1: SUBMIT
YOUR WEBSITE

Drop your homepage URL and tell me what's got you in a headlock. Every challenger enters the ring – I select the most worthy opponents for public battle.

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ROUND 2: I BRING THE TEARDOWN

I record a no-holds-barred video walkthrough plus written analysis. Every weak spot exposed. Every missed opportunity called out. Every quick win identified. All feedback is constructive and actionable – designed to help you improve, not embarrass.

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ROUND 3: YOUR TEARDOWN GOES LIVE

Your public teardown posts to LinkedIn and this site within 7 days. Wear it like a badge of honour – or use it to dominate your competition.

YOUR CHAMPIONSHIP PACKAGE

What You Get From a Teardown

βœ… 15-minute video replay of your homepage battle
βœ… Written round-by-round analysis with screenshots
βœ… 3-5 quick wins you can execute TODAY to score points
βœ… Strategic power moves for bigger transformation
βœ… Mobile experience knockout review
βœ… Trust & credibility assessment – are you championship material?

πŸ’° THE PRIZE

Discover 5-7 conversion opportunities to drive monthly revenue.

KNOW YOUR OPPONENT

Meet the Reigning Champion

16 years in the ring. Multiple titles defended. Ready to take on your site.

Richard Kelsey

Richard Kelsey

16-Year Ecommerce Veteran | 3x Top 50 Australia Ecommerce | Beer Cartel Founder

Richard didn't just study ecommerce, he lived it in the trenches for 16 years. He built Beer Cartel from a startup to Australia's #1 online craft beer destination.

Along the way, he built a database of 100,000+ customers, pioneered alcohol ecommerce in Australia, raised $1.5M in funding, and scaled operations.

His weapon of choice? Marketing that converts. With a focus on email marketing that sells, Meta and Google campaigns that convert, SEO that attracted customers, and a website that users loved. From product launches that delivered $1M in 4 days, to becoming an authority in craft beer through the award-winning Australian Craft Beer Survey - he's tried it all. He's had enough platform migrations to know every conversion killer hiding in your checkout flow.

Richard's been in YOUR corner - wrestling with conversion rates, fighting for every percentage point of improvement, and learning what actually moves the needle versus what just looks pretty on site. Now he's taking that knowledge into the ring to help other ecommerce warriors dominate.

TITLES DEFENDED

Championship Belts & Victories

When you step into the ring with Richard, you're facing someone who's already gone 12 rounds with
Australia's toughest ecommerce challenges - and collected the hardware to prove it.

Beer & Brewer

ONLINE RETAILER OF THE YEAR

5x Champion

Inside Retail

TOP 50 PEOPLE IN AUSTRALIAN ECOMMERCE

2019, 2021, 2022

Australian Retailers Association

RETAIL INNOVATOR OF THE YEAR

National Champion

BEST ONLINE RETAIL MARKETING

ORIAS | Online Retailer Australia

BigCommerce

BIGCOMMERCE MAKE IT BIG

2x Innovation Winner

Survey Monkey

SURVEY MONKEY

Marketing Marvel

WANT MORE THAN A PUBLIC EXHIBITION? UPGRADE TO PRIVATE COACHING

LIGHTWEIGHT
Private Single-Round Review
$197 AUD
  • 1 page of your choice (homepage OR product page)
  • Private teardown (not published)
  • Initial phone call
  • 15-minute video walkthrough
  • Written knockout report
  • Delivered within 5 business days
⭐ MOST POPULAR ⭐
Private 3-Round Battle
$799 AUD
  • 3 pages (homepage + product + category)
  • Private teardown (not published)
  • Initial phone call
  • Video walkthrough + written analysis
  • Prioritised action plan by impact
  • 30-day corner support (email)
  • Delivered within 5 business days
HEAVYWEIGHT
Complete Championship Audit
$1,997 AUD
  • 10 pages total coverage
  • Private teardown (not published)
  • Initial phone call
  • Everything in 3-Round Battle PLUS:
  • Technical SEO referee report
  • Site speed performance analysis
  • 90-minute live strategy session
  • 30-day corner support (email)
πŸ₯Š CORNER MAN SERVICES

CHAMPIONSHIP CONSULTING

Every champion needs a corner man. Someone who's been in the ring, taken the hits, and knows how to turn a losing round into a knockout victory. Get 16 years of ecommerce battle experience deployed in YOUR corner - for growing businesses doing $1M-$30M in revenue.

$1,997 AUD/day
πŸ”₯ GET YOUR CORNER MAN β†’
READY TO RUMBLE?

Throw Your Site in the Ring

I select and review the most interesting challengers weekly. The more you tell me,
the better your chances of getting chosen – and the more devastating my feedback.

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THE CHAMPIONSHIP GUARANTEE

100% constructive feedback. Zero embarrassment. Every teardown focuses on actionable improvements, not personal attacks. I'm here to help you win, not to make you look bad. The goal is growth, not humiliation.